THORNE PETERS

SPEAKING of STRIPPERS

Every night across the country tens of thousands of law enforcement agents strap on their weapon and spend the evening in a strip club trying to lure a girl to illegally rub up against him in a dark corner, so that she can be arrested and taken to jail to make the world safe from erotic lap dances. Meanwhile all around the cities and the burbs, the unguarded streets are overrun by ravaging, raping, murdering predators. The next time that you hear politicians campaigning for MORE tax dollars to increase law enforcement manpower and salaries, tell them you're not paying for the cops to party in strip clubs anymore.

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