more could possibly be written here about my sex life that has not been scrolled
on the walls of the girls room, from Junior High School to High School, onto
the Discos and the Strip Clubs and even on the walls of Graceland Mansion as
well as on my Guestbook . . . Nuff said. Let me just share with you these pearls.
Guys, when you feel the urge to splooge before your mate has expended her desire,
tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue to stay in the game. Ladies,
the dirtier you talk during sex the faster you will orgasm. Men love to hear
your rape fantasies, so share them with us. And finally gentlemen, always pull
out before your libidinous release; it impedes the flow of unwanted social diseases
and pregnancies as well as takes care of how long you're supposed to stay up
in there afterwards.