THORNE PETERS

SPEAKING of SEX

What more could possibly be written here about my sex life that has not been scrolled on the walls of the girls room, from Junior High School to High School, onto the Discos and the Strip Clubs and even on the walls of Graceland Mansion as well as on my Guestbook . . . Nuff said. Let me just share with you these pearls. Guys, when you feel the urge to splooge before your mate has expended her desire, tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue to stay in the game. Ladies, the dirtier you talk during sex the faster you will orgasm. Men love to hear your rape fantasies, so share them with us. And finally gentlemen, always pull out before your libidinous release; it impedes the flow of unwanted social diseases and pregnancies as well as takes care of how long you're supposed to stay up in there afterwards.


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