SPEAKING of HOWARD STERN

Dear Howard,

Everyone I meet tells me that I should do your radio show because I spend the greater portion of my time telling girls to strip and kiss each other. (see Photo Gallery) They believe that you would be a big fan of my site due to its salacious themes. I could tell you and your listeners ecstasiacal celebrity fuck tales that would get all kinds of sequined panties in a bunch around Tinsel Town . . . (see The Man paragraph 3 for this amazing list.) This is the interview that you’ve been waiting to do so call now!

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