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ROYAL HERITAGE
I grew up being told that I had descended from royalty
along my maternal grandfather's line . . . STANLEY.
I was stunned to find out just how royal these lines were.





WILLIAM THE CONQUERER
The pater familias of our royal heritage.
From a bastard to a KING.

Architect for The Tower of London.




KING HENRY III
THE GODFATHER of British Antisemitism.






KING EDWARD I
"EDWARD THE LONGSHANKS"

"HAMMER OF THE SCOTS"





LORD THOMAS STANLEY . . .
My 16x-great grandfather
Descendant of both KING HENRY III & KING EDWARD I.
The last KING OF THE ISLE OF MANN/ 1st EARL OF DERBY,
LORD HIGH CONSTABLE of The Tower of London
at the time the two princes were executed.
Defeated KING RICHARD III; took the crown off his dead body for his stepson
KING HENRY VII . . . Launching the 112 year TUDOR DYNASTY.
Step-grandfather to KING HENRY VIII.





(artistic facial reconstruction based on King Richard's skull)
The body of KING RICHARD III
is discovered after 537 years.







My 11th great-grandfather, LORD FERDINANDO STANLEY,
“LORD STRANGE” 5TH EARL OF DERBY, would-be KING of ENGLAND
by the deal brokered by LORD THOMAS STANLEY over 100 years earlier.
Active in theater production, poetry and song writing, he gave
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE his first work, or helped create him in order to
write plays to bury the treachery of LORD THOMAS STANLEY, by depicting
KING RICHARD III as a fey coward to shift the blame for the execution
of the princes away from LORD STANLEY who was High Constable for
The Tower of London at the time of the murders. FERDINANDO was
poisoned by Jesuits with mushrooms for his connection with Catholicism,
before he could ascend the throne from an arrangement made
over 100 years earlier by LORD THOMAS STANLEY.





11x great uncle, LORD WILLIAM STANLEY, the 6th EARL OF DERBY,
believed my many to be the real WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, and not just his producer. 
Scholars have concluded that it was WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE who
wrote The Bible for the KING JAMES COURT . . .





My 10th great uncle LORD JAMES STANLEY, 7th EARL OF DERBY,
"LORD OF MANN" "The Great STANLEY"
 (a.k.a. "LORD STRANGE"). By blood, DIANA SPENCER,
fmr PRINCESS OF WALES and I are connected by this relation.




READ HERE ABOUT HOW GEORGE WASHINGTON
NEARLY ENDED MY LIFE IN 1756
,
because my 6x-great grandfather JOHN STANLEY Jr.,
would not compromise his Quaker values to dig so
much as one friggen ditch for the KING.



My 4x-great grandfather JOHN HUTCHINS STANLEY, Sr.


My 3x-great grandfather JOHN HUTCHINS STANLEY II . . .




My maternal great-great grandfather . . . HENRY STANLEY,
Merchant ship captain. Died in battle during the Civil War.



My maternal great-grandfather . . . ETHAN ALLEN STANLEY Sr
Married and buried 3 women.


MARY SUSAN LITTLE STANLEY my maternal great grandmother.
She never recovered from the birth of my 12lb grandfather as a
40 year old woman and died nearly 3 years later . . .
my grandfather cried for her loss all of his life.  



My maternal grandfather CHIEF JOHN M. STANLEY, USN . . . "TONY"


My maternal grandmother EDNA LOUISE PORTER . . . "JACKIE".


FAMILY HISTORY FOR MY NANA



My maternal grandmother’s grandfather JOTHAM TINKER
A CHRISTMAS DAY BABY...



My maternal grandmother’s, maternal grandmother
ELMIRA JANE DUNCAN-TINKER (known as MARY JANE)

A 6ft Jewess...



My maternal grandmother’s father EDWARD B. PORTER

My maternal grandmother’s mother ROSINA ELMIRA TINKER-PORTER
"Gran-Grammy"

Together they raised 11 children . . . 3 of them are
buried with them; 3 others are buried nearby. . .


ALBERT PORTER 1901- ?
REUBEN PORTER 1902-1979
MANFORD PORTER “Bill” 1905-1977
JOHN E. PORTER 1906-1987
AGNES PORTER-KENT -1907-1985
BUELA MAE PORTER “Betty DiForti” -1912-1994
RUBY EVELYN PORTER-LIAGUNO 1913-1981
EDNA L. PORTER-STANLEY “Jackie” 1915-2015
PHILLIP PORTER 1921-?
JENNIE PORTER 1923 -1984
SARAH PORTER-LAUFER -“Skippy” -1925-?



Gran-grammy's brother CHARLES HENRY TINKER
& wife MARY on their 50th Wedding Anniversary May 1949 . . .
a shotgun marriage that held up.



My great-cousin JOTHAM E. TINKER, Sr
& sister ELIZABETH TINKER-MITCHELL
 on shore leave during WW I
He was known as a "confirmed bachelor"..."GAY"



My paternal grandfather, A.P. THORNE, Jr.,
1914-1941 . . . died of diabetic shock.



My 101 year old paternal grandmother who lives off cheeseburgers
from McDonald's, still walks and dumps on her own .



My father who abandoned me at birth . . .
So far his known offspring totals are 3 girls, (2 bastards, all abandoned)
5 boys, (2 abandoned, no bastards) and 6 wives. Every few years
a new sibling shows up, so stay tuned.




MY 1/2 BROTHER . . . he lived a short life, known for thrill seeking,
and drinking until he puked and passed out --a little boy of a man trying
to get attention for foolish stunts. It is a shame his reckless abandon took
the short life of the passenger who unfortunately let SHAYLIN drive...